9,109
flakes and counting
reads your iMessages on your Mac. plan-related messages get analyzed by Claude. nothing else leaves. privacy
flakiest students at stanford
based on 9,109 flakes
- #1J●●●●● S●●●●●55 flakes
- #2M●●●●● J●●●●●51 flakes
- #3A●●●●● W●●●●●47 flakes
- #4D●●●●● L●●●●●43 flakes
- #5S●●●●● M●●●●●40 flakes
- #6R●●●●● T●●●●●38 flakes
- #7K●●●●● B●●●●●35 flakes
- #8E●●●●● C●●●●●33 flakes
- #9C●●●●● R●●●●●31 flakes
- #10N●●●●● G●●●●●30 flakes
what’s in your wrapped
your year
slide by slide.
fall, winter, spring. who flaked. who showed up. quarter by quarter, week by week.
the receipts
call them out.
every flake card has the actual texts that gave them away. one tap copies the screenshot and opens Messages to them.
your archetype
what kind of friend are you?
the follow-through. the considerate cowboy. spreadthin. the last-minute. fingers in all the pies.
what we never see
- your texts. the classifier sees plan-related snippets to detect flakes; we never store them.
- phone numbers. hashed on your Mac before anything sync’s. we can’t reverse them.
- friends’ identities. the leaderboard shows initials, nothing more. opt-in only.